Archive - Snarky Senior

THE DAY I REALIZED I WASN’T MIDDLE AGED ANYMORE

The worst fear of anyone my age—over sixty-- who lives alone is to break a hip.

Sep 10, 2023 •

THE WHEEL OF KARMA TURNS. WHERE IT STOPS NOBODY KNOWS

In Hebrew, this concept is referred to as hashgacha pratit, divine providence

Sep 3, 2023 •

August 2023

Do you ever escape from high school?

I was desperate to hang onto my position as one of the “in-crowd,”

Aug 27, 2023 •

Confessions of an unreconstructed advice-giver.

Giving advice can become a dangerous addiction.

Aug 20, 2023 •

Have I Got A Guy For You

As nature abhors a vacuum, I abhor an unattached male.

Aug 13, 2023 •

What number is your pain?

Pick a number from 1 to 10 then see if your doctor can guess what it is

Aug 6, 2023 •

July 2023

Barbie is a Drag Queen

The medium not does not match the message

Jul 30, 2023

Cell phone etiquette applies to you too

Ditch that flip phone before it has to be pried from your cold, dead hands

Jul 22, 2023 •

Anyone with a tree in their yard finds themselves with friends they didn’t know existed

Jul 16, 2023 •

WHY YOUR SHRINK HATES YOU--A TRUE STORY

Haven’t you been wondering after all these years in therapy why you’re not getting any better?

Jul 8, 2023 •

MY SECRET HISTORY AS A WOO WOO WIERDO

Here are a few of the paranormal phenomena some savvy folks actually believe in.

Jul 2, 2023 •

June 2023

I have decided to take a trip to the Titanic off my bucket list

Not only am I claustrophobic but once I sat down on the floor, I wouldn’t be able to get up.

Jun 24, 2023 •

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