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THE DAY I REALIZED I WASN’T MIDDLE AGED ANYMORE
The worst fear of anyone my age—over sixty-- who lives alone is to break a hip.
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Erica Manfred
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THE WHEEL OF KARMA TURNS. WHERE IT STOPS NOBODY KNOWS
In Hebrew, this concept is referred to as hashgacha pratit, divine providence
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Erica Manfred
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August 2023

Do you ever escape from high school?
I was desperate to hang onto my position as one of the “in-crowd,”
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Erica Manfred
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Confessions of an unreconstructed advice-giver.
Giving advice can become a dangerous addiction.
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Erica Manfred
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Have I Got A Guy For You
As nature abhors a vacuum, I abhor an unattached male.
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Erica Manfred
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What number is your pain?
Pick a number from 1 to 10 then see if your doctor can guess what it is
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Erica Manfred
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July 2023

Barbie is a Drag Queen
The medium not does not match the message
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Cell phone etiquette applies to you too
Ditch that flip phone before it has to be pried from your cold, dead hands
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Erica Manfred
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Mango Mayhem
Anyone with a tree in their yard finds themselves with friends they didn’t know existed
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Erica Manfred
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WHY YOUR SHRINK HATES YOU--A TRUE STORY
Haven’t you been wondering after all these years in therapy why you’re not getting any better?
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Erica Manfred
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MY SECRET HISTORY AS A WOO WOO WIERDO
Here are a few of the paranormal phenomena some savvy folks actually believe in.
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Erica Manfred
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June 2023

I have decided to take a trip to the Titanic off my bucket list
Not only am I claustrophobic but once I sat down on the floor, I wouldn’t be able to get up.
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Erica Manfred
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